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Joke of the Day

"Open an ice cream shop with flavors like ""don't be sad,"" ""they're not worth it,"" ""you deserve better"" and see if people don't flock right in"

"What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common? Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil."

"Which President is the worst at Jenga? Bush, because he keeps knocking down towers"

"You'll never believe what this Reddit User did after finding out he clicked on a clickbait article! Curiosity... gets you every time..."

"I'm at my sexiest when I find the grown out patch of hair on the outside of my ankle I missed with the razor the last 17 times I shaved."

"I bought my dog a brand new flatscreen for his birthday today - I even had it engraved! TO SHIBA"

"I hate it when TV shows say they contain ""adult situations"" but then don't show anyone going to a job they hate, paying their bills or cleaning up their kid's vomit."

"it's so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager"

"How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal? It makes the front page."

"So when is this old enough to know better' suppose to kick in ?"