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Joke of the Day
"Who named their company after your dick? Bill Gates."
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"Making my kids homemade blueberry muffins. *opens package* *adds water*"
"Guys! I demand you stop making jokes about 9/11! Its just plane wrong!"
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"My wife was shocked when she found out I switched her vibrator with a taser."
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"How do to an indian burn My curry is better than yours."
"Interviewer: It says here you're skilled at saying unexpected things? Me: Yes, I am. Interviewer: Hmm, I thought you were going to say something unexpec-- oh, you're good."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Donald Trump has never had a garbanzo bean on him."