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Joke of the Day
"Who named their company after your dick? Bill Gates."
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"How did God get Mary pregnant? He used the holy immaculate contraception"
"If Albert Einstein sent you a text with a typo, you'd call him a fucking idiot too."
"first time posting a joke, go easy Sponge bob walks into the Krusty crab and finds mr crabs on the floor. ""Sponge bob, i need money."" Sponge bob turns around and yells ""call the Jews"""
"I don't understand why the Lions and Vikings get to play on thanksgiving. Shouldn't the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium?"
"Rumor has it Pedals the upright walking bear has been killed by a hunter. But, remains unseen."
"yay 10 bucks on the floor Hello sir I'm 10 and have no money plz give me the 10 bucks.Oh you poor thing I am a nice man so I will.................KEEP IT BRO TROLOLO!"
"Patient: Why did you charge me a group rate? Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities."
"a C, an E flat, and a G walk into a bar... the bartender says: sorry, we don't serve minors."
"""You a cop?"" UNDERCOVER COP: No. ""So you wouldn't mind if I ... threw these donuts away?"" UC: *sweats profusely*"