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Joke of the Day
"I was considering getting a sex-change... But I lost my tran of thought."
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"Sometimes it's really hard to tell who's winning when you fight sarcasm with sarcasm."
"""Wanna see videos from my vacation?"" *shows home video of me eating a raccoon under a bridge ""This is the wrong video"" ""No this is right"""
"What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common? They all ""Feel The Burn!"""
"Islam is a race. Because it's inbreeds fucking each other."
"Is a pamphlet just a smaller pamph? What the heck is a pamph? People make no sense."
"When Jesus saw those riled up Romans needless to say he was very cross."
"Why was the man allergic to Christmas? Because it's the reason for the sneason."
"What is another name for a knife? A chopstick!"
"Samsung will no longer use the name ""Galaxy"" name on the Note 7... From now on, it's the Samsung Supernova 7."