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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Hitler with a fin? Adolf-fin"

"How do you keep someone waiting I'll post the answer tomorrow"

"Do you know why I pulled you over? ""Yes, because I was driving a motorized toilet."" I meant this time ""Oh. No."" Please step out of the oven."

"Forget waterboarding. You want confessions? Lock the guy in a room with a laptop, a Twitter account and a bottle of whiskey."

"When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone... he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris"

"I seriously hate it when a couple starts having an argument in front of you. They could have least waited until I got dressed and left."

"how do you know if an asian man robbed your house your homeworks done, your computers upgraded, and 3 hours later hes still trying to back out the driveway."

"I was gonna cut my hair, but I kind of like it, It's growing on me."

"What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato? Well let me tell you..."

"Friends are like Snowflakes If you pee on them, they disappear."