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Joke of the Day

"Friends are like Snowflakes If you pee on them, they disappear."

"Premarital counseling should be having the couple put together IKEA furniture with limited Wi-Fi connection. #weddingparty #romance"

"Where does the time go?"

"What happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy !"

"Why can't pirates finish the alphabet? because they get lost at C!"

"I am sick and tired of people telling me to turn off lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I killed a cyclist !"

"In a world full of lefts Nothing would be right."

"I'll kiss a close talker just to teach them a lesson."

"Now that Jeremy Lin is playing so well for the Knicks.. It appears that the NBA is now a Black/Thai affair."

"What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body? Rigatoni!"