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Joke of the Day

"I seriously hate it when a couple starts having an argument in front of you. They could have least waited until I got dressed and left."

"A guy gives free circumcisions He gets asked, ""well, if you don't get paid, how do you keep the food on the table?"" He answers, ""I keep the tips"""

"A man is walking down the street dragging 20 ft of rope behind him. His neighbor is curious & asks, ""Hey buddy, why you pulling that rope?"" The man replies, ""You ever tried pushing it?"""

"Never stop seeking knowledge. It is how we grow as a society. But if you do, go ahead and run for office."

"What's the safest font? Helmetica."

"A woman walks in on the janitor using the women's washroom... ""What are you doing in here?"" ""The men's room is filthy"""

"My ex-girlfriend had eczema She had a cracking fanny."

"First Rule of Thesaurus Club: You don't talk, discuss, converse, speak, chat, confer, deliberate, gab, or gossip about Thesaurus Club."

"You've really gotta hand it to short people because we usually can't reach it anyway"

"Q: What walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon & three at night? A: The bloodthirsty shapeshifter who hides among us. Trust no one."