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Joke of the Day

"How do you get two elephants into a refrigerator? You put the female in first, and the male will walk in and close the door. (As told by my Materials Science professor)"

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"What were the French children doing in the pool? Piscine."
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"Not a joke, but just wondering, am I the only one who reads these jokes in a Southern accent?"
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"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lic-Alot-O-Puss"