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Joke of the Day

"James Bond is the type of top secret spy who announces who he is, then shoots everyone and sets off a bomb while doing absolutely no spying."

"I removed electrons from a seal Got a seal-ion"

"The internet is just another location for people to be wrong about things."

"How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour."

"What do men do after orgasm? 1% Do it again 1% Go Smoking 1% Fall Asleep 97% Clear History EDIT: Punctuation"

"Whats the Difference Between AWD & 4x4? Your sexuality."

"How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream"

"If I had a time machine I'd alter the Big Bang Theory pilot episode so all the characters exploded in the very first scene"

"I swear I change my mind about this election every time I open up facebook. My high school friends are political geniuses!"

"You hear the one about the two guys who stole the calendar? They each got 6 months"