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Joke of the Day
"I've lost all control of my vowels... Now I'm completely in consonant."
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"When someone RTs me, I get as excited as I used to when I was ten and I got mail"
"Opinions are like orgasms. I don't care if a woman has one."
"Who do you sell second hand bikes to? A re-cyclist."
"Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road? Because he re-tarred it."
"How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof? If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors."
"If you use your alarm to look for your car in a parking lot someone will eventually help you find it by yelling ""It's over here you idiot!"""
"Whats better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ!"
"How do I know when my girlfriend is having an orgasm? ... My hormones"
"How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed? Two and a half minutes."