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Joke of the Day
"I just woke up from a 13month coma Just in time to see my wife give birth"
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"How did the blind priest find the choir boys? Satisfying."
"My New Year's resolution is to cut back on my drinking... One fifth a day, max."
"You know what really burns my ass? A midget with a lighter."
"What's white & falls from the sky? ""The coming of the Lord."" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell."
"What is the difference between a midget politician and syphilis? One is a cunning runt."
"Lindsey Lohan is going to be charged with a felony tomorrow. In other news, restaurants serve food."
"He took both kids grocery shopping by himself so I could ""relax"" so now I'm sitting here suspicious that he's done something to piss me off."
"Kim Jong Un ""When I said nuke the Chinese, I meant microwave the takeout from yesterday!"""
"When midgets celebrate 4/20... Do they get high, or just get medium?"