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Joke of the Day
"You know what really burns my ass? A midget with a lighter."
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"How long should you microwave fish for? Tuna half minutes."
"I love the way the Earth rotates. It really makes my day."
"My brother was convicted as an accessory to murder Dad always said he'd accomplice something."
"New drinking game! Draw a card. If it's black take a shot. I call it the Ferguson"
"I'm glad they finally made waterproof phones. Pushing friends into the pool is funny."
"Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back? To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front.."
"So sick of not knowing if a girl's single. We need a symbol ""Rings?"" Not visible enough ""Screw it, lets put a dot on their foreheads"" -India"
"What do you call italian food that is bad? A pizza shit"
"What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing? Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name?"