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Joke of the Day
"*throws back out* Back: Let me back in baby, I can change."
Next Joke
"next time you feel depressed with yourself, remember that you're about 70% water & thats cool af"
"How do fish party Seaweed"
"Ate reduced fat cheese on low calorie bread and my taste buds had me indicted for hate crimes."
"How do u confuse a blonde Tell them to pee in the corner of a silo"
"Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring? Cuz he heard Bush got a Dick Cheney."
"Saw a link to this guy speaking Xhosa ..but I assumed it was just clickbait."
"My girlfriend looks super hot without glasses. That's why I stopped Wearing them"
"What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs laying in a pile of leaves? Russel"
"You know you're getting old when your decision to sleep with someone is mostly based on the quality of their mattress and pillows."