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Joke of the Day

"How do fish party Seaweed"

"What do you call a horny priest? A firm believer."

"Dictinry for sell. Never use."

"A poor old man got hit by a car today. I say poor because he only had 90 cents in his wallet."

"Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along? Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair."

"Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo Bean? I've never had a Garbanzo Bean on my face."

"[Anteater eats some termites] [looks up to heaven] ""YOU DON'T CONTROL ME, GOD! YOU HEAR ME? I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU NAMED ME!"""

"We are friends until the waiter sets that plate of nachos down on the table, then we are mortal enemies"

"One Day I hope I can afford an iphone like that girl in line in front of me with the food stamps!!!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee ... ... ground up and in the freezer."