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Joke of the Day

"You know you're getting old when your decision to sleep with someone is mostly based on the quality of their mattress and pillows."

"Why are bunnies so good at brewing? Cause beer is made with hops."

"Liberty Bowl 2014 Of course it comes as no surprise that just across the street from the ""AutoZone Liberty Bowl"" would be the ""Advanced AutoParts Freedom Bowl""."

"What is the difference between a Muslim and Dutch? As a Muslim you get stoned for being gay, but both are legal for a Dutch."

"What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton? You gotta be chitin me!"

"Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way last night."

"Facebook account for sale, friends included."

"What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet? Very limited fonts."

"Isaac Newton's theory. Isaac Newton was outside trying to explains the forces of the world and then it hit him."

"Yelp Review: Babies Cute at first, but then screamy like angry pterodactyls. There is literally poop everywhere. Would not recommend."