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Joke of the Day
"My grandfather had his tongue shot off in the war. We could never get him to talk about it."
Next Joke
"A doctor, a lawyer, a priest, a rabbi, and a nun all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""What is this? A Joke?"""
"the easy way to tell between local police and state troopers is that state troopers usually have more brightly colored, magnificent feathers"
"Why was the alligator sad? It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy."
"Russell Crowe was arrested for biting a woman's face off. When asked about it, he said he was ""Glad he ate her""."
"two blondes... ...are chit chatting. ""I slept with a Brazillian!"" ""Wow, how many is that?"""
"So a muslim guy walks into a bar.. Orders a drink, quietly enjoys it and then leaves. What? Were you expecting a more explosive punch line?"
"When does Eminem leave school? Aftermath"
"Why did the scientist regret naming the organism ""Fungus""? Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy."
"Malaysia has some of the world's best magicians They make entire planes disappear."