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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a record of everything that goes in and out of your ass? An ANALog."

"Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!"

"What's a bear's favorite fruit? Tom**ato**(**ms**). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug: /r/BearJokes"

"My new neighbour is fat, obnoxious and loud... Now I know how Canada feels"

"Good cop: WHAT ARE YOU DOING - HE WAS UNARMED Dog cop: *plants a vacuum cleaner on body*"

"Where do terrorists store their money? In the West Bank"

"What is ISIS's favorite candy bar? Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive."

"Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? Because he's married."

"why don't chickens wear pants? Because their pecker is on their heads!"

"Funny that when a guy sleeps with tons of girls, he's called a stud... But when a girl does the same she's called a lesbian."