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Joke of the Day
"My new neighbour is fat, obnoxious and loud... Now I know how Canada feels"
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"What's the Middle East's favorite candy? YemenHeads"
"What do you call a pig that does karate?? Roast beef."
"We all know what this means It's just 4 trumpets! Or ITS JOHN CENA Sorry."
"Did you hear about the court ruling on the grammar Nazi who did the double-murder? He got a compound sentence."
"What's Rihanna's favorite type of apple? She doesn't have one. She'll eat anyone that's bruised!"
"I thought my witty comeback was completely original.... Turns out it was a riposte."
"2 guys walking down the road... they see a dog, licking its junk. ""I wish I could do that."" ""Uhhh....you might want to try petting him first."""
"As a Jew, I love bagels... They're one of the holeyest foods."
"My foot just fell asleep, I'm terrified that drunk white people will notice and start drawing moustaches and penis' on it. #ILoveYallReally"