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Joke of the Day
"My new neighbour is fat, obnoxious and loud... Now I know how Canada feels"
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"What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital? It was an oakward experience."
"Mountains aren't just funny... They're hill areas."
"Cripple jokes are terrible... I just cant stand them..."
"What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone? Popular"
"A little girl was next in line. 'My name's Curtain' she said. 'I hope your first name is not Agnate ?' 'No it's velvet !'"
"Now marriage can be between any two people who are misguided enough to start a life together in New Jersey."
"If you're having a rough day, remember there are people out there with their ex's names tattooed on them."
"If your Uncle Jack was stuck on the horse... Would you help your uncle jack off the horse?"
"What's the difference between a cunt punch and fisting? pants"