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Joke of the Day

"What's a bear's favorite fruit? Tom**ato**(**ms**). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug: /r/BearJokes"

"Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples."

"Why do trees die? They become board."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up"

"It's okay when Pac Man runs all over the place eating pills and claiming ghosts are after him but when I do it I'm ""crazy."""

"I'm so good at this Fitbit thing! I reached my daily step goal before I even left my bed this morning!"

"What do you call a bear that's questioning their sexuality? A bipolar bear."

"One time I got Starmix and Tangfastics mixed up... ...it was a Haribo mistake."

"What do you call ranch dressing that has gone bad? Raunch"

"What is a duck's favorite drug? Quack. Girlfriend came up with it. It was so bad it was good."