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Joke of the Day

"Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!"

"Short and cute giggles. What did the shy little pebble wish for? That she was a little boulder!"

"What is a happy cowboy's favorite candy? A jolly rancher."

"Bought a cat collar with a bell on it, and now I can't sneak up on the cat to put it on her."

"I wish I were as comfortable with my body as every guy from Jackass is with theirs."

"GF: What a perfect night ME: It gets better *bends on 1 knee* Will you... GF: OMG yes! ME: *puts Space Jam DVD on her finger* put this in?"

"Say no to shampoo. Demand real poo."

"I wish lucid dreaming was more controllable Not the duration of lucid dreaming but the destinations I visit. I'm tired of going to McDonalds at 2am"

"I tried to eat a clock... ...but it was very time consuming."

"Wearing a seashell necklace is a great way to let everyone know how cool you were in 1996."