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Joke of the Day

"I want to learn the Finnish language. But I don't know where to start."

"Steve Irwin would have survived if he was wearing sun screen It protects against harmful rays"

"Doctor Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear that's a lot of calories !"

"Why was the Frenchmen racist? Because he was a bigette."

"I overheard some women saying that guys who drive expensive cars have small penises Me: M'am, that's very inaccurate, because I drive a very INEXPENSIVE car, and I also have a small penis."

"Somewhere there's a cat named Pablo Picatso, and that's what keeps me going you guys."

"Waiter asked if I wanted the soup or salad Me: Yes, I'll take the super salad"

"What's the difference between a physicist and an engineer A physicist says ""E = mc^2"", an engineer asks ""How much mass we talkin?"""

"There's a band called 1023MB It hasn't had any gigs yet."

"What's the difference between a woman and a volcano? One is ash and gas, the other gash and ass..."