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Joke of the Day
"Steve Irwin would have survived if he was wearing sun screen It protects against harmful rays"
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"Not saying I'm desperate enough for a mail order bride, but did just check to see how much FedEx charges for 125 pounds from Krasnoyarsk."
"The first time I made love to Kate I thought of my late wife, Susan. I thought, this'll teach her to be late"
"One of the most romantic things a rose can do for another rose is leave a trail of human body parts from the front door to the bedroom."
"I took my first drug test today.. I only got 5 questions right."
"TIFU by feeding my mogwai after midnight Whoops, wrong sub. By the way, if you see one, just throw it in the microwave for like 45 seconds."
"What's Batman's favorite fruit? Bananananananananana"
"Sex can burn 200 calories an hour. I better go on a diet."
"I don't think people should throw stones in regular houses either."
"I have on my new shoes today. They are so cute, and comfortable, as long as I don't stand in them or walk in them."