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Joke of the Day

"Somewhere there's a cat named Pablo Picatso, and that's what keeps me going you guys."

"Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud!"

"What goes on forever with no head? A loveless marriage."

"Cop: Hey U! U: who, me? Cop: no the other 1! 1: who, me? Cop: both of U! W: who, us? Cop: Yes you! U: Who, me? Cop: No! No: yes?"

"Men are a lot like shopping carts, when you finally find one without a screwed up wheel, it already has a Women pushing it around."

"I wonder whether there are bars for lesbians at clown colleges and, if not, just what those students would do for a Clown Dyke Bar."

"I'd like to join the Navajo tribe... I hear they've got great fringe benefits."

"Remember: if the Pilgrims had shot a bobcat instead of a turkey, we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving ..."

"Where do sick boats go? The Dock"

"I wonder how many other Sandy's have come into men's lives and taken their cars and houses, too."