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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a woman and a volcano? One is ash and gas, the other gash and ass..."
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"I owe my life to Justin Beiber. I was in coma for two years, until one of the nurses played one of his songs on the radio in my room. I had to wake up to turn it off."
"*Takes ex girlfriend's poem on Antiques Road Show* Sir these are worthless *Winks at camera* Told you Karen!"
"I don't like Russian dolls... They're so full of themselves"
"Was hit by a rental car earlier today. It still Hertz."
"What do gay men have in common with the people who persecute them? They're both fucking assholes"
"What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? Taste"
"I was once addicted to time travel But that's all in the past now"
"If my girlfriend was a Pokemon her name would be...... Vulva-sore"