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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a woman and a volcano? One is ash and gas, the other gash and ass..."

"What do Pizza Delivery guys and Gynecologists have in common? They can both smell it, but can't eat it.."

"What do you call? What do you call a donkey with three legs?? A wonkey!!"

"I saw a pickup truck that said ""Silly boys trucks are for girls"". they have managed to put a kitchen in a truck. Technology is amazing."

"please say a prayer for my coworker. his life is so boring that he just Instagrammed his Jimmy Johns sandwich"

"why is it called bacon if you fry it"

"I don't make the same mistake twice. I make it at least 5-6 times to be sure."

"I've never sent out a pic of my penis. I believe that is a sacred thing shared between a man and another man pretending to be a woman."

"My pal is 6 ft 5, and his wife of ten years is only 3ft 10. After a decade of marriage he's still nuts over her."

"Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup."