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Joke of the Day

"HEROIC ACT - I stick my head under dressing room doors to tell people they look nice in whatever they are trying on."

"I'm like Harvard. Hard to get into, but once you're in, everyone is super impressed."

"Why is diabetes like a fumble recovery? Because you didn't know they had it."

"Halloween costume... Guy 1 at Halloween party: Hey look, Steve's wife dressed up like Wonder Woman. Guy 2 at Halloween party: Yeah, it makes you wonder if she's a woman."

"What's the difference... What's the difference between a bowling ball and menstrual blood clots? You can't gargle a bowling ball."

"This joke made me shit myself Just a bit of self-defecating humor."

"Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game? There was a face-off in the corner."

"What do you call a Latino on a trick bike? A BMXican."

"I've never smoked weed before but the frequency with which I pass out, hand in a bag of snack chips, leads me to believe I'd be good at it."

"How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Hold on, I'll ask"