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Joke of the Day
"How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Hold on, I'll ask"
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"How many apples grow on trees? All of them.."
"Wife: You put the wrong date on this. Me: Oh, yeah. The year change always messes me up. Wife: You wrote 1992."
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Arrr Matey!"
"I've honestly never been more disappointed in life than when I found out that the Miami Dolphin football team was made up entirely of people"
"""It's a-WE, Mario."" - Peach, shortly before the divorce"
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are usually around a buck fifty, and deer nuts are always under a buck."
"I wish I could erase my memory of certain movies so I could watch them again for the first time."
"How would a Muslim describe Castro's gay, atheist lover? In Fidel."
"How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? One to change the bulb and one to provide suppressing fire."