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"This joke made me shit myself Just a bit of self-defecating humor."
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"Aoccdrnig to Ylae rseaerch, it deosn't mtater waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are in, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is how mcuh mnoey you hvae"
"What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea? North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane."
"I can't believe carotene is STILL in its beta phase."
"Just seen Michael J Fox at the local Garden centre Well pretty sure it was him, he had his back to the fuchsias."
"I thought landlady was the opposite of mermaid?"
"I miss the good ol' days, when no one had a clue what 'gluten' was."
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three ho's."
"Wife: Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back? Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say"
"How to taste wine: 1. Slosh. 2. Smell. 3. Slosh. 4. Place ear over glass to hear the flavor. 5. Write short historical fiction starring wine"