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Joke of the Day
"The other night I went out on a blind date Well it didn't start out that way, she had mace."
Next Joke
"Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!"
"Too sick to walk to the drugstore. Anyone have a recipe for turning meth back into cold medicine?"
"What did baby corn say to mommy corn? Where's popcorn?"
"Whats the difference between a good joke and Bad joke timing"
"Imagine Iron Man having an iron deficiency That would be ironic."
"What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!"
"Harry Potter Pickup line. Hey babe are you parseltongued cause my snake wants to communicate!"
"What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs? A hog hog."
"Hitler meets Anne Frank one day in the camp. Hitler: you know, I like you... how about you join me for dinner next Friday? Anne Frank: let me check my diary"