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Joke of the Day

"Where does the president keep his armies? In his sleavies."

"Why do women like men who can work on cars? They know how to work under the hood!"

"What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard? Paddy O'Furniture"

"What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time? The Caliph ate."

"Driving with one hand on top of the steering wheel, because ""10 and 2"" is 12"

"Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play."

"In your bed, it's 6AM, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school, it's 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:30."

"Two paleontologists where moaning in a ditch One found a bone"

"I like dating black girls Because I don't have to meet their dads"

"Someone is watching you... And his name is John Seenya!"