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Joke of the Day

"Fifty Shades of Grey. In anticipation for the release of Fifty Shades of Grey, many theaters have installed more powerful ventilation systems to compensate for the smell."

"What do you call someone without any shins? Toeknee."

"I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less."

"What do churches and guns have in common? They both go PEW PEW PEW"

"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen."

"Why couldn't Bach be a rapper? Because he's Baroque."

"Did you hear? The invisible man and the invisible woman just had a son. In all honesty, he's not much to look at"

"I was so busy yesterday, my smart phone had 75% battery left at the end of the day."

"What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist."

"English people smh... 75% of English people do not know the opposites to these words. Always Coming From Take Me Down"