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Joke of the Day

"911: whats your emergency Me: Come quick, my son has swallowed a condom*Click 911: whats your emergency Me: It's ok, found another one."

"THE HUMAN BODY 12 Wildly inconsistent design. Leaks fluids. Zero protection from drop damage. Can be killed by bees/peanuts. NOT RECOMMENDED"

"Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood? Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail."

"[First Date] Me: so can I see you again? Her: I had a nice time but I don't think so Me: *stops holding in stomach*"

"Careful, this is an alphabet bomb! If it goes off, it could spell disaster!"

"Do you know what would happen if the Pope showed up randomly to a Catholic service? Mass hysteria."

"reverse racism the biggest joke of all"

"Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse? She's only attracted to colored guys."

"You guys know that dude Jesus? Yeah, I heard he was a real thorn in the Romans' side"

"4/20 It's Hitler's birthday today... ... I guess that brings a whole another meaning to ""Smoking a J"""