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Joke of the Day

"You know that one relative that is annoying AF and no one in the family can tolerate? Yeah, she's staying at my house this week."

"What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed? A rockin' roller."

"I once knew a guy in high school who got caught masturbating in the shower. It really ruined our class trip to Auchwitz for us."

"reggae band i've just started playing triangle in a reggae band. i just stand there and ting."

"Pretty much the only time I WANT to hear about your ex is if she's standing behind me with a weapon, other than that I'm good."

"What's the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table."

"Google would like to use your current location. Allow/Deny? Allow *100 Google employees throw a party at my house*"

"Best joke in soccer right now. Mexico's national team."

"What did one fetus say to the other? Guess were wombmates! *drops mic*"

"What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A passenger you racist fuck."