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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone? He couldn't find the droid he was looking for."
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"Girl, me without you is like the History Channel without World War Two."
"Two kinds of girls There are two kinds of girls in the world: Girls with big tits...and girls that get in the way when I'm trying to look at 'em !!"
"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper up to a mile away."
"What do terrorists say to their sister? H'Isis"
"Exposing kids to violent video games is appalling. They should be in church praying to a bloody statue of a man nailed to a cross in agony."
"They needed three Back to the Future movies so they could cover life's three great concerns: one's birth, one's future legacy, and cowboy"
"Confucius Say Man who run behind car get exhausted But man who run in front of car get tired"
"Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life? A statistician."
"I Went To See Star Wars Yesterday... And some asshole in the protectionist's booth spent two hours showing everyone spoilers. What a dick."