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Joke of the Day
"ME: hey baby HOT GIRL: ME: HOT GIRL: ME: HOT GIRL: ME: *looks closer* HOT GRILL: ME: oh"
Next Joke
"Me: I wonder what the wicked witch's name is. 7: Ding Dong. Me: What? 7: The song says, Ding Dong the Witch is dead. Me: Oh. My. God. "
"Every time I have a big bowel movement I say thank you to my digestive system. For putting up with my shit."
"i wonder if... a receptionist at a sperm bank ever says ""thanks for coming"""
"What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin."
"I heard a rude joke about Grizzlies the other day... ...but it doesn't bear repeating."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown And one says ""Hey, does this taste funny to you?"""
"People with epilepsy see the opportunity And they seize in it."
"How long does guacamole last in the fridge? Please say a year."
"HOLD YOUR HORSES. TELL YOUR HORSES YOU LOVE THEM. DONT BE TOO STRICT WITH YOUR HORSES OR THEY'LL DATE OLDER HORSES GET TATTOOS & HAVE PONIES"