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Joke of the Day
"How long does guacamole last in the fridge? Please say a year."
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"Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine."
"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? At the circus you see cunning stunts."
"Facebook is developing a phone. And MySpace is working on a telegram"
"How did Jesus pay for our sins? Pray-Pal"
"I forgot how to throw a boomerang And then it came back to me"
"I have diabetes.... There's no sugar coating it."
"Q: What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud, and crosses back over? A: A dirty double crosser."
"Crime doesn't pay... does that mean that my job is a crime?"
"I ended it after I checked his browser history and found hundreds of video game walk-throughs. Once a cheater, always a cheater."