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Joke of the Day

"To whom was Shia LaBeouf chanting ""*He will not divide us*"" after he got arrested yesterday? His buttcheeks."

"Whats the difference between a Pimple and a Catholic Priest? One will wait until you're 13 to come all over your face."

"I wish cops cared about me wearing a condom as much as they care about me wearing a seat belt."

"What do you call a Mexican lady with no legs? (NSFWish) Cuntswaylow"

"My family keeps bringing up my felony like I'm afraid to commit another one."

"I laughed at a lot of the posts here on Reddit. They /r/jokes."

"If I say ""I don't know, let me look"", I'm really just spinning around in my chair a few times while you're on hold."

"For every person pleased at meeting their TC in real life. Another 762 are climbing out of bathroom windows and smashing their phone."

"What do you call the horse that lives next door? Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew"

"Why did the blonde have bruises on her belly button? Blond guys aren't too smart either."