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Joke of the Day

"A Redditor walked into a We took too long to load this page for you. Try again and hopefully we'll be fast enough this time."

"What's the best way to sum up the 90's? 90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945"

"Rio just listed a slightly used Olympic stadium on eBay."

"A blonde walked into a store.. She got a nose bleed."

"The best part of waking up is when you say ""fuck it"" and go back to sleep."

"Hey bro do you remember your first blowjob? How did it taste?"

"Jokes about white sugar are rare, but brown sugar? Demerara Source: [This tweet](https://twitter.com/OFalafel/status/428595146905886720) by [@OFalafel on Twitter](https://twitter.com/OFalafel)."

"Male ladybugs prefer to be called ""bugs."""

"My penis is very judgemental It only points out the people I like."

"*phone rings* ""Yeh hi who's this? Sure he's here hold on.. Drastic Measures! Call for u."" ""Who is it?"" ""Drastic Times"" *crowd goes wild*"