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Joke of the Day

"If I say ""I don't know, let me look"", I'm really just spinning around in my chair a few times while you're on hold."

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"What do you call someone with no arms or legs? Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY"
"If you leave your house with one leg, that's going out on a limb."
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"What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees"
"How do you keep black people out of your business? Put up a ""Now Hiring"" sign."
"Trump says he wants to move into the White House... ...why not? Wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family from their house Edit: Credit to Snoop Dogg"
"I Tweet and drive because the tragedy of me forgetting a Tweet is far greater than me being injuried"
"My idiot son turned 21 today... ...he says the last ten years were way better than the first nine."
"If Kevin Bacon never said ""want some bacon with your eggs"" to a lonely chick in a bar, life just doesn't make sense anymore."
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