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Joke of the Day
"Purple is my favorite colour. I like it more than red and blue combined."
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"Why is a woman unlike a washing machine? After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around."
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"I tried to take a picture of some fog... I mist. ^I'll^see^myself^out^BYE!"
"Two cows are standing around talking... ""Hey, have you been following the news? All this mad cow disease going around is scary!"" ""Yeah! Thank god we're elephants."""
"Sometimes I squat... ...and pull my legs up to my chest and lean forward. Why? That's how I roll."
"I finally found a girlfriend! She was lost untill she found me. I'm glad I could give her a ride to her boyfriend's house."
"Today a girl kissed me I wish I could post it in another subreddit Edit: Thanks for gold :D"
"When will the Jared jokes stop? When they get too old."
"I am My Own Boss Today i was in an auto when auto driver said: ""I love this job... I am my own boss, Nobody tells me what to do.."" Then i replied """"Tern the left"""