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"Write a quickly escalating inappropriate joke"
"People who leave voicemails are probably the same people who will wait in line to have someone bag their stuff when self-checkout is free."
"i don't think i'll ever get the recognition i deserve for being the world's biggest pessimistic narcissist"
"Frizzy hair? Coconut oil No shaving cream? Coconut oil Dry skin? Coconut oil Relationship problems? Coconut oil Bad credit? Coconut oil"
"Bad News I heard that the Italian Government is joining forces with ISIS thus changing their name to Italian ISIS Tommy G"
"Did you hear about a reddit user creating a new website? He wanted the name to remind him of the time when 4chan users went to 8chan. So in light of the circumstances he named it regreddit.com"
"Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights? Because he was soda-pressing"
"How do you organize a space party? You planet"
"Why are police officers bad at Billiards? They hit eight ball first because it was black."