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Joke of the Day

"There's a new dating site for bestiality enthusiasts It's called Petfinder.com"

"Why was the anomaly so poor? Because it didn't make any cents!"

"Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage."

"Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire."

"One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. ""But why do we have to hurry?"" said one. ""Can you read you nut! It says Tear along the dotted line'""."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba dum tss."

"See these bags under my eyes? They're Prada."

"How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs? Over-Yeezy. ^forgive ^me"

"I was going to make a joke about that bus... I was going to make a joke about that bus that rolled over and killed the driver and 9 passengers... But there's no pun in ten dead."

"Have you heard about the gay Chinese prostitute? He only does brojobs."