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Joke of the Day

"Wifey is pregnant again. She wants a girl but I want a black guy so I have someone to play basketball with."

"Her phone display is brighter than her future."

"Usain Bolt its so fast when he misses the bus He just waits at the next stop"

"how come there aren't more babies named Pizza"

"Math problems were invented by men, just so women would be wrong some of the time."

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym? I'll re-rack."

"My yoga teacher is awesome. She really bends over backwards."

"What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl? A Hopster."

"My cousin: ""i just closed a big deal today that is going to make me a ton of money!"" Me: ""some guy name Queef Nuggets RTed me"""

"Thanksgiving Prank - Pregnant Turkey http://tjmix.net/index.php/videos?task=latest&id=557&sl=latest&layout=simple"