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Joke of the Day
"An Xbox One got into a fight with a PS4 The ambulance came. Wii U Wii U Wii U."
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"Have any brief jokes I can snapchat a girl that I like?"
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"I was in a cab today and the cab driver said... ""I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do."" Then I said, ""Turn left."""