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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why beer companies bother with an expiration date... it's never going to make it anywhere near that."

"A woman is late to a fight. She takes a seat next to several men. ""How many cocks have been beaten?"" she asks. ""None, until now,"" says a man with a smile."

"There's no b,c,d,f,g,h,j,k,l,n,o,p,q,r,s,u,v,w,x,y, or z in team either."

"How does a Muslim get a hot date? He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim...."

"If you spotted a white guy with headphones throwing gang signs on the subway today, that was just me listening to the soundtrack of Frozen"

"You really have to hand it to blind prostitutes"

"Great minds think alike... That's why we have so many opinions in America"

"If a person becomes a murderer they go to jail If a cop becomes a murderer they get paid vacation."

"Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!"

"Why is North Korea so polluted? They have supreme litter."