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Joke of the Day

"Great minds think alike... That's why we have so many opinions in America"

"Why can't a t-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct."

"Why do women have vaginas? So men will talk to them."

"What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican? An ambulance."

"As a form of protest against non-moving escalators, I get on and just stand there. Hours sometimes. It's not like I have anywhere to get to."

"Two wires at sea Two wires were on an ocean cruise when the ship sprung a leak and sank. The solid core wire managed to climb into a lifeboat and head to safety. The other was stranded."

"What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? The slow swimmer"

"Batman giving his Batmobile to robin Batman: Robin, im giving you my Batmobile. Robin: aww really batman? thanks! Batman: yes, its 555-522-8626"

"Why did the gay choir boy die? He choked on his last hymn."

"Yo mama is so fat NASA wants to add her to the solar system"