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Joke of the Day
"Why is North Korea so polluted? They have supreme litter."
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"Mgmt: What makes you qualified for this job? Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired."
"Feminist Picnic... No sandwiches were made."
"What did the conservatives say to the abortion rights supporters? You'll never de-fetus."
"What do you call a color that doesn't exist? A pigment of your imagination."
"As Sitting Bull said to the mermaid . . . ""How?"""
"Y'know the trouble with nude dancing is that not everything stops when the music does."
"My friends are like the square root of -1 They're imaginary."
"There's a high proportion of people with ASD in scientific fields. Autism causes vaccines."
"What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon? An astronaut you racist.."