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Joke of the Day

"There's no b,c,d,f,g,h,j,k,l,n,o,p,q,r,s,u,v,w,x,y, or z in team either."

"What do you call a dead skunk? A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever."

"What do you call a blonde at a golf course.. ..the 19th hole"

"How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb? None. We pay a German to do it."

"As I drop my child off to her first day of school it reminds me of how my mom dropped me off as well...except mom was ticketed for littering"

"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar The bartender asked, ""why the long face?"""

"We can't afford a Trump presidency. The money spent alone on hundreds of new White House door knobs for his wee-baby hands would bankrupt us"

"Pretty nice 7 mile run, and I don't even care that that woman passed me because her cane was like a whole extra leg that never gets tired."

"I hope there's a magazine for cool college bros called ""Frattitude."""

"Frankenstein: Help I've got a short circuit! Igor: Don't worry I'll lengthen it."