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Joke of the Day
"If a person becomes a murderer they go to jail If a cop becomes a murderer they get paid vacation."
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"What did one hat say to another? You stay here, I'll go on a head!"
"Since it's impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis."
"[snake charmer struggling to get snake to stand up] I swear this never happens"
"What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"What did the bee to the other bee in summer ? Swarm here isn't it !"
"A man rushes into a bar and yells out, ""Guys I just heard the funniest pole joke!"" And the bartender says, ""Hold up there buddy, Im a pole"" And the man replies, ""Okay, then I will tell it slowly"""
"What's black and sits at the top of stairs? A paraplegic after a house fire."
"What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time? A human."
"""And remember to talk to everyone like they're a 3rd grader."" - flight attendant manual"