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Joke of the Day
"I'm really good at telling old jokes, and fixing fences... I guess I'm just good at reposting"
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"What do you call a Chinese man with a lot of cats and dogs? A pet shop owner you racist scum!"
"Im tired of chasing people who wont chase me... from today on the ice cream man can go fuck himself."
"Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne."
"Women fall in love by what they hear. Men fall in love by what they see. That's why most women wear makeup and most men lie."
"Not one person has been eaten by sharks yet this week. Probably the worst Shark Week ever."
"[first day in the mob] *leans over to mafioso* Hey, so, uhh, I've always wondered: are they all just named ""Don"" or..."
"Hinder: an app that locates available singles nearby who will stall your life in some significant way"
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall. It depends on how hard you throw them"
"The Kama Sutra has announced a new sex position called The Plumber: You stay in all day and nobody comes!"