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Joke of the Day
"I'm really good at telling old jokes, and fixing fences... I guess I'm just good at reposting"
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"What's often on the end of a man's genitals? His hand."
"What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty? Faith lifts"
"Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins? Because to them it's boring."
"Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite? Vein-illa."
"i like how at this walmart they put baby food products in the checkout lane. like oops thats right i have a baby to feed"
"6-year-old: Spill me some milk. Me: You mean ""pour."" 6: Not the way you do it."
"What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Bob"
"Whats the difference between peanut butter and Jam? (NSFW) You cant peanut butter your d*ck up someones ass"
"I must remember...no matter how well hidden I might be in my cardoard box fort, my boss can still track me down by the giggling."