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Joke of the Day

"Christian Bale won Best Supporting Actor for playing a mentally unstable drug addict.And then Charlie Sheen was like, ""You can get an award for that?"

"I've been working with NASCAR on redesigning the track for more variety, but it's tough I just can't seem to get it right"

"Blood donation I donated my blood and they told me I was Type-A. Apparently it was a Type-O."

"Why did the man marry a monkey? Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke"

"What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house? Cinnamon Ghost Crunch"

"What do you call a man with no arms? Anything you want. He is 'armless"

"How does Lady Gaga like her... ...Steaks? . . . Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!"

"What do soybeans call their mother? Edamame."

"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink... However, you can certainly stand there until it gets thirsty."

"Do extremely fat people still call them laptops?"