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Joke of the Day
"Canada got rid of the penny. It makes no cents."
Next Joke
"50% of a woman's magazine is telling you to accept yourself - you're beautiful just the way you are! The other 50% is telling you how to lose 5 lbs in a week."
"Highpotenuse I'm high on potenuse"
"On the topic of Transformers ""Have you guys seen the new toys? They've changed too much! They were so much better when we were little!"" ""...Transformers are supposed to change"""
"What do you call a paper car? A paper-machacedes"
"I put the ____ in a much larger segment of _____________________."
"We're out of toilet paper, also don't pet the cat."
"What do you call a Chinese Billionaire? Cha Ching."
"My wife fell down a wishing well... I was amazed, I never knew they worked."
"The reason I'm so happy today is because I got a penis enlarger... She's 18 years old!"